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Legend of Korra: “Skeletons in the Closet: Dinner in Hiding”

I’m back! Don’t worry, my bush is just resting in the other room. I will have a recipe for street gruel coming out soon! Look at that Ms. Asami Sato! She loved it so much that she spit it back out so that she could taste it for a second time! 

Oops, wrong one.



Well, I’m used to having roommates, but I’ve heard of these tykes. Seen ‘em in one of my blankets. (Their faces are in the newspaper a lot.) They’re a firebender and an earthbender, right? As much as I’d like to help, I don’t think those two, specifically that Mako boy, will ever be able to enjoy the comforts of a bush because well — Don’t tell my beloved bush that these exist, but I have seen a few cases of:  

Well, I’m used to having roommates, but I’ve heard of these tykes. Seen ‘em in one of my blankets. (Their faces are in the newspaper a lot.) They’re a firebender and an earthbender, right? As much as I’d like to help, I don’t think those two, specifically that Mako boy, will ever be able to enjoy the comforts of a bush because well —
 
Don’t tell my beloved bush that these exist, but I have seen a few cases of:

 



No, no, no! These bushes will simply not do — there are too many leaks!

No, no, no! These bushes will simply not do — there are too many leaks!



Hey! I’m in my favorite magazine Better Homes and Gardens! I guess I was a little unclear about the content of the magazine because, to my surprise, they consider homes and gardens to be two different things. Isn’t that silly?

Hey! I’m in my favorite magazine Better Homes and Gardens! I guess I was a little unclear about the content of the magazine because, to my surprise, they consider homes and gardens to be two different things. Isn’t that silly?



Oh my! All of this beauty is practically blinding! It even comes with its own workout room — I could burn off all my fish pond calories on those steps! What a glorious property!

Oh my! All of this beauty is practically blinding! It even comes with its own workout room — I could burn off all my fish pond calories on those steps! What a glorious property!



Wow! The almond-shaped leaves, the artistic red coloring, and it’s a gated community with a fence to keep out the riff raff! I could easily hang my pants right up there and put my tea set right in the mid — WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS POISON IVY. I almost got you there, didn’t I?! Stay far, far away, whippersnapper!

Wow! The almond-shaped leaves, the artistic red coloring, and it’s a gated community with a fence to keep out the riff raff! I could easily hang my pants right up there and put my tea set right in the mid — WAIT A SECOND. THIS IS POISON IVY. I almost got you there, didn’t I?! Stay far, far away, whippersnapper!



Heh heh. Look at these amateurs! Can’t they see that there’s a trunk coming out of that bush?

Heh heh. Look at these amateurs! Can’t they see that there’s a trunk coming out of that bush?



Well, I am just downright confused. It looks like it’s supposed to be a camelephant minus the camel part. Where’s the reality in that?! Although this bush gets credit for its creativity, I had a friend who once procured a beautiful bush that was shaped like a gorilla goat. Unfortunately, it was sculpted so perfectly that a stray gorilla goat thought that it was the real thing. Needless to say, no baby gorilla goats were produced during that meeting. And yes — that friend was me. Do NOT live in bushes that look like animals.

Well, I am just downright confused. It looks like it’s supposed to be a camelephant minus the camel part. Where’s the reality in that?! Although this bush gets credit for its creativity, I had a friend who once procured a beautiful bush that was shaped like a gorilla goat. Unfortunately, it was sculpted so perfectly that a stray gorilla goat thought that it was the real thing. Needless to say, no baby gorilla goats were produced during that meeting. And yes — that friend was me. Do NOT live in bushes that look like animals.



Look at that beautiful house! …Oh, and there’s some building behind it. Regardless, the colors, the size, the ambience! I’m in love! Do I even have to say it? These bushes are most certainly —

Look at that beautiful house! …Oh, and there’s some building behind it. Regardless, the colors, the size, the ambience! I’m in love! Do I even have to say it? These bushes are most certainly —



I — I just want to go home and tell my bush that I love it and forget that I even saw this. Look at the terrible state of this bush! There are just so many horrid factors — 1) There is absolutely no cover. Where am I supposed to hide my extra shoe?! 2) The leaves look crisp and uncomfortable. Could you imagine sleeping on that?! You might as well sleep on a boarcupine’s tusks! No, no — this will just not do at all.

I — I just want to go home and tell my bush that I love it and forget that I even saw this. Look at the terrible state of this bush! There are just so many horrid factors — 1) There is absolutely no cover. Where am I supposed to hide my extra shoe?! 2) The leaves look crisp and uncomfortable. Could you imagine sleeping on that?! You might as well sleep on a boarcupine’s tusks! No, no — this will just not do at all.